🧪 GNATROGLYCERIN™ 1.0 v/s GNATROGLYCERIN™ 2.0

A lot of people don’t realize… the current version of Gnat Bombs™ is NOT the same formula from the original “Origin Story.”

That first version?
Honestly… it was kinda insane 😂

🟦 Gnatroglycerin™ 1.0

The original batch from over a year ago.

This was the version developed while working at the Oil & Gas company driving box trucks with my cousin — the same version from the Origin Story post.

Version 1.0 was:
• transparent blue
• had a STRONG foul smell 😭
• only used 4 ingredients
• and somehow still attracted gnats like absolute crazy

The wild part?
Even though the smell was rough to humans… the gnats acted like it was the greatest thing they’d ever discovered in their tiny little lives.

That version was responsible for:
• the first dumpster tests
• the first accidental indoor catch
• the first field deployments
• and the moment we realized this system might actually be something serious

And despite how aggressive it was against gnats… it still wasn’t toxic to people.
(Obviously don’t drink the stuff 😭 but skin contact wasn’t an issue.)

But over time, we kept experimenting.

And eventually… things escalated 😅

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☢️ Gnatroglycerin™ 2.0

This is the CURRENT generation formula being deployed now.

And honestly?
It’s on an entirely different level.

Version 2.0:
• has a murky “toxic green” appearance
• contains suspended micro-silver attractant particles
• smells WAY cleaner and more pleasant
• uses 7 ingredients instead of 4
• and uses a completely different Gnat Killer™ ingredient than v1.0

What’s crazy is:
even though it smells BETTER to humans…

…it seems to call gnats in EVEN HARDER. 😭

This newer formula was recently tested privately at HQ, and the results honestly shocked us.

The attractant behavior was:
• faster
• more aggressive
• more sustained
• and more concentrated around deployment zones

The best way to describe it is:
Version 1.0 felt like a really effective trap.

Version 2.0 feels like the gnats are being psychologically manipulated into making terrible decisions 💀

And just like v1.0:
it’s still designed to be non-poisonous to people under normal handling/use.

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Honestly, seeing the evolution from:
“random blue liquid experiment in a truck yard”

to:
“glowing tactical anti-gnat reactor fluid”

has been absolutely surreal 😂

Now we’re moving into the next phase:
🎥 live deployments
📖 field manuals
🧪 filmed testing
💣 and full-scale swarm warfare documentation

The war continues 🪰💀